Farm Bailouts for Votes 

or: Quid Pro Quo

Your harvested soybeans sat there, all rotten.
May I remind you, in case you've forgotten?

You voted for him as your next great hope.
Now we slip and slide down a soybean oil slope.

He lost his tariff game, Donnie the con.
He wants you in 2020, good Farmer John.

Bailouts for ballots is his deal, tit-for-tat.
He's buying your vote and your new MAGA hat.

--Will Walsh  2020