For Himself

Florida Man Gaetz, embarrassment to democracy,
Kowtows to Trump in an alternate reality.
"Our Sovereign," he calls the prez lovingly.
Hello, Matt? This ain't no monarchy.

The adolescent alt-right media whore
Preens for each video and sound byte.
What's best for our country he'll ignore
While stunting for exposure in limelight.

His antics so over-the-top sophomoric,
Bring shame to his neocon GOP mob.
He seeks attention while constituents are
dysphoric.

Hey, prankster frat boy: Just do your job!


--Will Walsh   2020