IF YOU SHARE OUR PRESIDENT’S VALUES:
You feel he’s the best possible role model for your children, and they should emulate him.
You believe undetected crime is acceptable.
You believe the strategy of blaming has worked well for you.
You believe sustainability is false, misguided science.
You believe a president has the power to buy and sell nation-states.
You believe compassion is weakness.
You believe unchallenged fraud is OK.
You believe it’s OK to form and terminate alliances when politically expedient.
You believe shell foundations are superb tax shields.
You believe killings are justified in preservation of your business interests.
You believe party loyalty takes precedence over truth, integrity, and the Constitution.
You believe in slashing programs for the poor, and exploiting others for personal gain.
You believe the economy is not self-healing, thus requires presidential tampering.
You believe political visibility is more important than presidential good governance.
You believe politically beneficial mutual gifts are not quid pro quo.
You believe in causing hardship to those who discover your misdeeds.
You can easily ignore corruption, dishonesty, and shallow superficiality.
You endorse his dishonoring of marriage vows.
Your vote for him is your fear of peer rejection.
Your vote for him is toleration of his racism.
Your vote for him is validation of his ongoing poor governance.
—Will Walsh 2020